Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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calcboi 0
Sharks: 1 You: 0 Discovery Channel FTW!
something41 0
I'd do the same thing he did. But still, that sucks.
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Comments (228)
zehr0 0
ITS ******* SHARK WEEK.
jeremyscurto 0
I wouldd do it 2 its the best week of t outta the year
deliapearl 0
why was he distracted to ask what day of the week it was? somebody must be lacking...
FordPrefect 0
Dude, shark week is badass. Plus you must really suck in the sack if your boyfriend stops to ask what day of the week it is.
dan81892 2
dude, shark week is serious business.
Colin91 0
Well... shark week IS pretty awesome...
nemo3590 0
> "having sex with my boyfriend." > "I was ****-blocked" What?
jonny2x4 0
You must be a dead fish in the sack if he'd rather watch sharks on TV. BTW, Sharks Week is actually awesome TV.
Hazy_fml 0
Quick Question: Doesen't "**** Blocked" only constitute men being blocked? Or is it usable for each?
FMLfangirl89 0
**** blocked only works for guys. if you're a chick I guess you'd be...pussy blocked. However you could be a gay man with a bf, in which case thats cool and **** blocked would be appropriate.