Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML
Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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calcboi 0
Sharks: 1 You: 0 Discovery Channel FTW!
something41 0
I'd do the same thing he did. But still, that sucks.
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Comments (228)
teusz16 0
Assuming you're not gay, OP, you were not "****-blocked" (only guys are ****-blocked), you were "twat-swatted". FYL
teusz16 0
And to all of the people saying you can't be ****-blocked once you're having sex, I disagree. Have you seen Superbad? McLovin was already having sex when the cops came in and they said they were sad that they ****-blocked him. "We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it."
Richieq212 0
poor mclovin i was rooting for him the whole movie
Fail_Pig 0
1st! 2nd! 3rd! 4th! 5th! 6th! 7th! 8th! 9th! 10th! 11th! 12th! 13th! 14th! 15th! 16th! 17th! 18th! 19th! 20th! 21th! YDI for not have sex.
Escapist28 0
...twenty-oneth?
allmidnighteyes 11
Meh, not an FML Shark Week > All
gdude756 0
First of all, you could **** all you want. Second of all, shark week is only one week so stop ******* and watch shark week!! I would do that with my gf
Vilen1025 0
This sounds like 50 other FML on the site.
CL41RE 0
I know I'm so sick of it
philly8608 0
Um... Is your boyfriend aware that shark week shows only run at night? It's kind of stupid to stop having sex 8 hours (going off the 11am posting time) before any shark week shows are actually on. I don't even think they run repeats until the mid-afternoon.
GabriLee 0
I was totally watching a shark week show this morning at 11. Stop failing. :P
philly8608 0
Nope, sorry. Take a look at the DSC schedule. Between 2AM and 4PM EST there was nothing on for shark week.
LemonFairy 0
Post time =/= actual time. Honestly probably happened anytime this week. (YDI, because it's Shark Week and apparently you can't keep your BF's attention at all.)
philly8608 0
The issue is that the OP said that 'today' is Friday. Hence my original statement that it wasn't on at the time, because only between 12-3am would anything had been on (re-runs from Thursday). So either the OP's bf is an idiot or they had to wait a few hours for sex (which is not an FML IMO).
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for dreaming about Clay Aiken while you were banging your boyfriend.
Nightfallz 0
fake. no real man passes up sex for tv.
Gadget3440 0
The OP could have been a real boring partner. Like the dames who just lay back and spread their legs... boring. TV trumps that after a while
mariposa25 0
You don't mess around with Shark Week. Although this is the reason they have DVRs.