Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
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Top comments
hiddydiddy 0
rude people nowadays... :(
Doortje 30
Wow, I would've thrown those oranges at her ignorant face. At least I like to think that's what I would've done. What a bitch.
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Comments (110)
hiddydiddy 0
rude people nowadays... :(
iSitt 0
pop a zit on her oranges
ChrisSG 0
drop the box on her feet.
orangetshirt 0
YDI for being a ginger.
Liips 0
Stupid that people call redheads ginger... Ginger isn't even red...
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
squeeze the peel in here eye. that's shit hurts like a bitch!!
EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4
20 pounds is nothing dont be a baby
MrFerret 0
You should have done the Christian thing, and turned the other cheek. Then stare deep into her eyes and say your soul needs a little work cause your going to hell! Bwwaahaha burn muthaf***a!!!!
hiddydiddy 0
Or maybe she thought it was a nice thing and was just trying to help. cheer up!
unfortunate_13 5
yeah right, and justin bieber is a great singer, too.
iamthellamaking 0
she's terrible isn't she as bad as doc bastard
ilovejorgerabara 3
He is actually an amazing singer .
iamthellamaking 0
she is a terrible singer
unfortunate_13 5
it's all marketing, that's it! :)
iamthellamaking 0
marketing to a bunch of little 5 year old girls so he can go all pedo on them in a few years
iamthellamaking 0
go figure first day with an FML account and I get moded sirin if you read this(it's probably sirin) get off FML for 2011
iamthellamaking 0
siren f u
Mehness 0
20 - Autotune actually is an amazing singer. Fix'd.
Doortje 30
Wow, I would've thrown those oranges at her ignorant face. At least I like to think that's what I would've done. What a bitch.
iamthellamaking 0
I would have thrown her face at them unless she was fat
unidentified_sta 5
>I like to think that's what I would've done Of course you would. But pretty much everyone else thinks the same way but really wouldn't do a thing if they were in the described circumstances.
iamthellamaking 0
fine take the oranges to her dodgeball
Doortje 30
Yes #26, that's pretty much what I said.
BoredomKillsinc 0
being in the customer service biz sucks balls. you have to nice to them or else you get chained up in the dungeon again...
iamthellamaking 0
and you have to suck the boss's balls
viedemerde3007 0
only 20 pounds?! OP = pussy
iamthellamaking 0
takes one to know one
UTTU 0
Agreed. YDI for thinking 20 pounds is heavy.
iamthellamaking 0
not heavy just not light
MarshTronic 3
Actually, OP lifted the box for the other woman, shouldn't you be insulting the bitch who was rude to OP?
blackicysheep 8
Well it was obviously at her place of work, so OP had to carry the oranges. Also, 20 pounds is nothing. YDI for being weak.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
No where in the FML says she was complaining about the weight, she was just describing the weight of the box she had to carry.
blackicysheep 8
Well she put the weight there for a reason...
trivel64 16
If OP had just said "box of oranges" then it would sound even more pathetic.
nicesprites 4
no I used it for a while and it made it worse. it doesn't work the same for everybody
chelle_starlight 0
you did the right thing, op...don't worry, what comes around, goes around...karma will be visiting her shortly...
Havin 19
You forgot to add 'muhahahahaha'.
ydi_4_suking 20
Yea seriously. 20 punds isn't crap. Well anyways. You should wash your face more. Noone likes to be staring into a pizza face
pinkdottedbow 0
Washing your face does nothing if you have an actual problem, dipshit.
capricaz 0
You ass. People with acne are known to over-wash their faces with no improvement whatsoever. People with actual problems sometimes take pills that can damage your liver and STILL have a problem after treatment. I hate ignorant people like you. High schools are full of these fuckwats.
AkeemKN 1
throw oranges at her.
humhum6 0
He should've said "And you need to get that attitude sorted out!"