Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I invited a guy over for some quick fun. I had the TV on for some background noise. I couldn't see the TV the way I was facing but he could. I didn't realize until he left that I had a true crime series on the whole time. What bothers me the most is that he definitely wasn't turned off by it. FML
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Haiana04 3
Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.
jerseyboy732 16
this is when you start putting on a show ;)
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ContradictionsAw 4
First!
blink182AAR 6
Your mother must be so proud.
BeefyQueef 5
His first accomplishment in life.
ollie179 21
Well I am 16th! HAHA I rule! I can add this to my CV as one of my life accomplishments!
Haiana04 3
Must have been a pretty damn good show, .______.
urdirtyolduncle 15
"The guy you like," meaning he wasn't your boyfriend? ****.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Was it ****. And before you start calling me dumbass think about it maybe he was watching to pick up a few tips.
eatdemcupcakes 4
27- maybe she's not a **** dumb ass. Maybe she's just hoping he shares the same feelings or something. "****" means you're like a cheese tray, you get passed around. You don't know her so don't be an arse just so your comment is visible.
urdirtyolduncle 15
^you sound like you get plowed by people you're not even going out with, too.
Meowingtons500 18
37- If you think OP is a ****, do you also classify the guy she likes a **** too? Because he was also planning on having sex with her. It's a two way street.
bubbywaldo 0
Pretty judgemental for a dirty old uncle!
notsorandomguy 18
Guys, just quiet down. I Bang your Big Theories anyways.
mboehm88 3
Why turn off the TV? You can multi-task can't you? ;)
Meowingtons500 18
MA "boyfriend" can be just as much of a stranger as the guy you like. I've liked guys I've known for many years. I've had a boyfriend I'd only known for a month. And vice versa. Don't judge OP. Sex means different things to different people and there's nothing wrong with that. :)
Meowingtons500 18
*A Not "MA"
firsties 5
I wonder if it was adventure time cause that I a good show
TurnpikeTwister 0
TiVo or DVR; look into either one OP, then he'll have no excuse not to give it up. Seriously though, what a little bitch...
TurnpikeTwister 0
And by bitch, I do mean the boyfriend, not the girl. Just thought that might have needed clarifying...
Judy69 0
It was JOKOY
WorldRallyXtreme 9
It was definately ****
QueenQuay77 10
Maybe he can multitask because I know I sure can
Eamon666 3
I was about to write " probably adventure time" XD
wchung 7
That must be a really good show.
BeefyQueef 5
He was probably watching Neds Declassified School Survival Guide
himoonkey 8
Or he was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
HighGTurn 12
My little pony: friendship is magic > Sex
Judy69 0
JOKOY
jedielf 23
... That boy is NOT worth your time.
Haldami 2
Why does sex always have to trump everything all the time?
2ndSucks 15
It obviously doesn't. Television does, in this case.
Haldami 2
A good portion of FMLs are about people whining that people want to do other things instead of having sex.
DontForgetMe4 0
It depends on what he was watching!
thisiscat 14
It was definitely Toddlers And Tiaras.
skoob1 12
How could you have sex while watching a show about "toddlers and tiaras"?
jerseyboy732 16
this is when you start putting on a show ;)
ycrem0n 21
This made me think of show girls on internet chat rooms
ninjadinos 14
Even better than show you were about to give him? I don't think so. His loss!
Judy69 0
I know right!
kkjkidonthate 4
On your profile it says you have 0 confirmed.
berichsoon 11
A friend of mine told me that if the TV was on he would last longer, it could be a possibility here also
felisaa 5
I agree, its just typical man stuff >.>
SpottedZebra42 14
I think that thinking about things things other than sex can during intercourse can help men last longer. Don't quote me on that, though.
Judy69 0
I should ask him that lol
br0ccoli 15
Blazing fast Internet and TV > you. Sorry.