Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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qr_fml 21
Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex
Ambient25 25
I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...
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Ambient25 25
I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...
SAspring 17
I guess you could make the same case for the ******* right?
Ambient25 25
umm...you yell during it?
wlddog 14
Only if she tries to make animal balloons again.
tygerarmy 35
I thought you were only supposed to yell if the girl giving it to you has a power level of over 9000!
lonewolf621 17
Ka me ha me ha!
rg350dx 29
More like KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Ambient25 25
this. but seriously who gives up sexy time for a tv show?! We lost our comrade....
mb2_native 15
52, you obviously have never watched the best show of most people's favourite childhood t.v show.. The newest movie was just horrible -_-
Ambient25 25
I dunno, my childhood show was split between Hey Arnold and Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
Catkam623 27
Drake and josh and suite life of Zach and cody
chlorinegreen 27
86 that was too childish for me when those shows came out. I was all about the powder puff girls, sailor moon and my brothers made me watch dragon ball z... And now my boyfriend does.
HiIAmKevin 8
If you're not yelling during a ******* you're not getting the right kind of head and someone needs some lessons. I'm not talking about biting either, for your information.
AnimeBitch 14
HA HA.
Wimoweh 10
86, I don't remember them being the powder puff girls. I sure hope the power puff girls didn't puff no powder.
LupeTabasco 5
wouldn't it have been awesome to get a bj while watching and actually nut synchronized to a kamehameha?
Ambience138 11
Go home #86, you're too young for this conversation.
uhmaizing 3
pfft samurai jack will wrex ur face
MDTeddy 13
DBZ is the best.
generalasskicker 12
Dbz is the greatest cartoon of all time ed edd and eddy is third though
aldwin_fml 7
Am I the only one who likes invader zim?
Shadowtheif211 0
No I Like it too ;)
wlddog 14
What is invader jim??
DippinGrizzly907 27
Oh dear god...either you lived a sheltered life or you fail at life 168...I shed a man tear for thee...
Princess_Eevee9 12
That's not how you say Miyazaki, Ronin Warriors, etc. Take off the nostalgia goggles it is not.
emeraldisle 30
He's got his priorities out of order.
whaleninjamaster 7
Haha true. But 21 year old men seem to love that show... I never went through that phase
Ambient25 25
It's an amazing show, but one does not simply....give up sexy time for tv show
Alihb 16
NO HE ******* DOESN'T
HiIAmKevin 8
He should have let her keep going and watched the show. Double win.
Jessica00 24
My gf and I tried this while watching family guy. She kept laughing at the show...
Lichinamo 33
Well, anime addiction is fairly common from people in between the ages of 13 and 30. I should know, I've watched an entire season and four episodes of a standard length anime in 4 days.
citygirl28 11
Party ON!!!
jkmartinjk 16
Shouldn't this say 'was watching tv'? not just 'was watching'...?
Ultimawolf25 19
Thats all? i was expecting you to say in one day -sigh-....lightweight.
Nicholi124 10
Dragonball z is awesome tho
InfamousRaider 15
A lot of people like anime; I'm not surprised he did that but if they were having sex and he did that I'd be like "what the fuuuuck!"
TheImaginarySong 16
You just described me in two sentences #3!
yoursucklives 36
kamehame ha that sucker (i really don't know how that is spelled)
Ambient25 25
you forgot the 10 second pause to every two letters in that..KA.....ME............
The_9th_Doctor 18
not even close
The_9th_Doctor 18
it's KAAAAA MEEEE HAAAAA MEEEE HAAAAAA!
meow_jess 11
Well, maybe it's time for him to be single ? And for you to find a better guy!
JACKxRAWR 22
Girls complain all we think about is sex, as soon as we turn down one sexual act one time you go straight to "dump him" mode. Well **** you maybe this time I'M the one with the headache!
great1_23 4
I agree with 40 on this one tired of thought of a sexual beast then when I want to do something else "I think we should see other people"
arsenicalhumor 30
#5 What the hell? Thank you for proving the fickle minds of us women. He likes a show- he's not doing any harm in liking a show. Dumping a guy over this is very silly.
\ 28
DBZ is at least 30 years old. It's timeless and can be enjoyed by all ages.
chlorinegreen 27
I think the problem was not that he wanted to watch the show but the fact he pushed her off. Couldn't he of just enjoyed it instead of hurting her feelings? That show has been on how long? He could of watched reruns or online. If he really wasn't in the mood he should of stopped her before it even started.
\ 28
#96 that has nowhere near the same flair as watching it on real television.
chosha_fml 27
Well sure, but he wasn't just wanting to do something else, was he? No big deal if he's not in the mood, but did he have to let OP get to the point of having his dick in her mouth and then shove her off to watch his show?
lollypop30001 19
Time to get a new BF
red_headforlife 15
Just because he did not want a ******** at the moment?
killer6969 16
Wow when we want sex were called beasts and animals when we're just tired and want to watch our favorite show " time to see someone else??
Glitter_taco_ 10
It's not fair to dump someone because they don't want you to suck their dick. What if a guy broke up with you because you wouldn't let him touch your boobs? I would be disappointed if I got dumped over that.
dakatabg 31
Dam right
maebelline12 12
*Damn* A dam is a man/beaver made water blockade.
RodzillaX 30
Damn fine vocabulary you've got there 125.
MissMess 12
That's lame, I might be able to understand it if he was trying to get out of performing foreplay on you but to stop a ******* for a tv show? I'd be asking questions OP! Like wtf!
Danielle7994 18
Lol what's wrong with guys performing foreplay on girls?
mrwawa 8
There are more important things to some guys than just sex.
Megan639 16
like tv?
qr_fml 21
Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex
perdix 31
#10, yeah, he's using you for your cable, which is somewhat ironic, considering what he is denying you.
chosha_fml 27
Maybe he is, but only when DBZ isn't on.
Lanzoni 4
Maybe you're not very good at BJs if he chose TV?
Danielle7994 18
Or...maybe he's just too into his tv show to not be in the mood? It's most likely not her fault
phantumgrey 6
Ill agree with that one. Nothing is worse than a girl who just can't get you off.
Wizardo 34
Dragon Fist him and see if he wants to watch DBZ then...