Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Top comments
Calaura9 0
If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.
Pink_ElePhant88 0
iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one
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Comments (168)
fmh123 0
wow how did he poop an iphone out
mister_moops 0
you're a moron on so many levels. first of all, i don't understand how the iphone fell upwards from your pants where it most likely was and into the toilet. second, i also fail to understand how you don't know when you shit and just assume it's you when you hear things.
cman85 1
I moderated this and said no just because you suck at spelling
powermad80 2
anyone who says YDI because he has an iPhone you are obviously either jealous or just a moron. FYL.
Jimbo2000 0
How the hell can the iPhone fall into the toilet. Did you poop it out?
ClumsyJason 3
Thats just gross. you know how much bacteria will be on your iPhone? FYL
neonokku 0
It could have fell out of the OP's pocket as he was pulling down his pants
plexico 4
What a terrible download!
cheertigers 0
it could have fallen in right when he took his pants down, duhhh my phone has fallen in that way too. but ahh man that's disgusting. hope you washed your hands after you got it out
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being too stupid to keep your phone out of the toilet. It's not hard.