Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
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Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Top comments
Calaura9 0
If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.
Pink_ElePhant88 0
iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one
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Comments (168)
DarthJeff 0
want your shitty phone back?
girandwogpig 0
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!
chiapet 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww did you fish it out?
diogo_sesimbra 0
Shit happens :P
murderoticadam 0
I used to sell cell phones and this used to happen all the time. Usually people noticed before emptying their bowels on top of of but.. anyway, it's usually because people keep their phone in their back pocket and then sit down before their pants are actually down. FML for selling cell phones. But YDI for being impatient when you sit.
murderoticadam 0
Double post
alex_vik 1
Are you that stupid to not even know when something comes out of your ass?
soccergirl15_fml 0
I'm always scared I'll do something like this and not even notice and flush my phone away. Haha.
kadeouir 0
Surely u would have felt yourself going to the toilet so the plop noise would have been alien?
ben26_fml 0
YDI why wouldnt you realize the the source of the plop did not come from your ass?
K001 0
FYL dude