Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Calaura9 0
If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.
Pink_ElePhant88 0
iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one
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Comments (168)
spartan12280 0
iPhone beats iPod touch any day
Shyman4ever 0
Probably fake but YDI for keeping your iPhone in your pocket while at home. IPOD TOUCH FTW!!!!!!!!
dreaaathomas 0
hahahahah
katiefershady 0
that sucks so bad. I am so protective of my phone i dont even bring it in the bathroom for fear of water getting on it. (i have broken a few phones just from the freaking sink!)
pialouisee 0
hah. wow. did u get it back out?
ellysa_fml 0
So fake!
Drummr6 0
haha i'm sure there's an app for that
sk8ordie985 0
every one that says the iPhone sucks is obviously jealous that they don't have one. I don't have one, and I'm jealous too
Uvula 0
I don't know about iPhones but iPod touch 2g survive being in water for a while, but I had to wait for it to dry because the speakers temperarly don't work.
scizzerin 0
talk about having shitty reception!!