Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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aback 5
Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.
sydneyinspiratio 0
Yikes. Nice friends.
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sydneyinspiratio 0
Yikes. Nice friends.
Person_Man 0
was it a good lunch? cause that could make this less of an fml
ChocolatexGames 0
LOL @ 17. and yeah, I would never do that, cause doesnt just eevryone draw genitals on things. and on a wall. o__o oh no. lets hope you can paint over it.
WhiteDelight 4
maybe they just wanted to show you what a ****** looks like, assuming that you would never see one on your own.
yougetmecloserto 0
LOL #74
xxdani 0
i think the OP is a girl. I mean in general its mostly girls who do things like 'Friend Walls'
lulujay 0
except the OP is a girl and my friend, she is very sweet and awesome and can get laid whenever she wants so shut up
MissRachieee 3
paint over it!
writergirl69 0
ooooh, you were asking for it :)
terranada 3
haha sounds like my frends xD white out ftw :P
CutieFail 0
They were visually displaying a very literal meaning of "Blue balls". They are nice friends.
kawa_fml 0
sounds like you kind of asked for it...
Ligerie 0
Yeah thats what I thought, I my yearbook is covered in penis drawings, so I would have guessed my wall would be too.
Alex_95 0
Exactly. You asked for it making 'The Friend Wall' What are you, six? Sounds like your friends are six too
aback 5
Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.
dannnn_fml 0
in soviet Russia... you know what? i'm not even gonna go there!
peoc 0
agreed with number 2
omgitsLindsay 0
lol, sounds like something my friends would do.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
it's called paint
suzieq57 0
Seriously, you didn't think of this before you made this plan? :P
metamorphmagus 0
Graffiti till it isn't visible anymore
coopcas 0
Your friends compared you to being as fun as intercourse with huge genitals! Kudos to you, my friend!
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh god this comment made me laugh more than the mind picture of the situation. OP: FYL for that happening, but YDI for not knowing your friends would totally do that.
meanie_monday 0
At least now you know that a ****** & penis are your friends :)
Niko_Peiko_Boo 0
Wow. Well atleast you have, um, creative friends! =D
FarSide 23
Hey, be grateful you have a wall...