Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
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Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I finished taking a huge dump at the public restroom at the mall. When I got up to wipe, my wrist clipped my butt and knocked my brand new Apple Watch into the toilet. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Calaura9 0
If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.
Pink_ElePhant88 0
iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one
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shawnarawwwrr 0
if you dropped the phone in, then had diarrhea on top of it, dont you think it'd be covered in the shit, therefore making it not visible? i dont understand how you saw it o_o that, and the fact that you couldn't have been ******** before the phone fell in, since it most likely happened when you were pulling your pants down. if you werent fully ******** yet, why would you think the sound of an iphone falling in was your feces? god damn people. like 99 said, i call bullshit.
Delmar_fml 2
An apple product where all apple products deserve to be
FuzzyWalnuts 0
If you hear a plop, but don't feel anything come out, that usually means nothing came out. Unless your asshole was numbed up for some reason....
SanctusMilitus 0
The iphone is shit anyway.
mobius999 0
What kind of dumps do you take that your shit makes the same sound as a hard piece of plastic/glass/metal? Maybe stock up on some Medimucil. Sounds fake to me. An iphone is heavy enough to fall through the water and hit the bowl hard enough to make a sound.
Frolly_fml 0
That's where Apple belongs.
dandymidori 0
I sure hope that you've got your Apple Protection Care Plan updated so that you can go ahead and replace that one :/
armadda08 0
umm... y did u look in the toilet after u had diarea?
tblack147 0
How the **** do you do that, ydi on the fail
undeaddezarae23 0
Dang! I have an iPhone and if that happened to me I would seriously cry my eyes out. Sorry for your loss by the way.