Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML
Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML
Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
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Top comments
kaylizs 20
Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.
jet223 20
Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.
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Comments (66)
iPixelCheese 19
At least it's not really happening, because being told you suck, sucks
FitFriday 32
Being told you suck by Chris Pratt still sounds pretty good
alvarny 17
Did you set the dinosaurs loose?
KappaHD 9
OP are you good at work, Or is Chris Pratt right?
simply_meeeee 26
Any dream with Chris Pratt in it is a sexy dream
pheizer01 10
Still awesome
ilovewhatthecut_fml 12
Too much pressure...
maemismile 22
I wish I had a dream with Chris Pratt...
tormcn 26
I read Chris Pine.
uglytwin 15
After reading the first sentence I knew this would be going downhill.
joshi42 16
It was not "You suck!". It was " You! Suck."