Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
The insult wasn't that she was old, it was that you outted her for being related to you.
amy397123 0
Tell your boss.
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Comments (43)
GongButterfly 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
lolz
erika_lynnex 1
sorry to cmment just to be at the top but you shouldn't be making personal calls at work
Tempsey 0
He didn't say anything about calling he said his grandma was a customer so it was probably in person at the workplace.
PrinceFroggy 0
That's what happens in Canada
amy397123 0
Tell your boss.
jgw10 0
you'd think they'd do that
alexandriababyy 0
call him dad from now on
HuskiesGrey 13
GrandMA
FusionPlacebo 26
What does that even have to do with this FML?
Kervik 0
Did you not explain that to your boss?
perdix 31
The insult wasn't that she was old, it was that you outted her for being related to you.
jchansfan 0
That's where you explain your situation... lol :P
stupiddumbblonde 0
wow I hate people like your boss their just butts. get over it op and get a better job. that's how stupiddumbblondes roolllllllllll.....(seventh hehehe)
TBelle4Ever 15
So you think all blondes are dumb?
isuckok 11
Dude, I know two blonds at the top of their classes. So don't be stereotyping.
polico_wolf 0
just tell him that and let him speak to your gran if so and get your job back
MagicMeds 0
he never lost his job, its just now theres a piece of paper that says he was in trouble,,, o noes! I have at least 20 write ups at my work over the past year its just im good at what i do and very loveable so i dont get fired ;) lol as if...
Superawesomestev 0
I would retaliate. Call your boss grandpa.
Bright_Lights 14
Good call!
automale30 0
you must not have or hold a job for long
Bright_Lights 14
Who?
BikerMike 0
contact the next level of management and explain to them that this person that you called grandma was accually your grandma. stuff like that in your personnell file may come back and haunt you later