Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
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Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, I found out that the little red dots all over my body aren't some horrible disease like I originally thought. They're bedbug bites. I've managed to not notice a huge infestation for 5 months. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
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Top comments
sturschaedel 27
I absolutely hate spiders. But in this specific case I would choose them over the alternative.
ab290 10
get a lizard to eat the spiders lol
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Comments (45)
Faithlynn816 11
OMG thats not good, I'd be freaking out!
nightingale21 7
Peppermint and vinegar. Spiders hate that shiz
MoroseMoose 47
My best friend swears by cacti. A cactus in every window drives them away.
PePziNL 20
What? How? How would a cactus drive away spiders? I'm actually curious.
cuz803 46
Bring a lizard army
r1has 28
Get a bird infestation to deal with the spiders, a cat infestation to deal with the birds, a dog infestation to deal with the cats, and then get a gun to shoot all the dogs. Or you know, keep em. Mother Nature FTW
Wishe 17
Follow the old lady's example in the nursery rhyme and bring in a bird :p
writerchic85 26
I can't imagine the spiders could have eaten all the bedbugs unless you have like 1000 spiders in your house. Nevertheless I think I'd rather have spiders than bedbugs. At least spiders don't bite unless you're directly harming them.
domolovesyoshi 33
They did say spider 'infestation' which usually means more than a couple.
irisr_fml 24
Well I guess if we're looking at the bright side it's an improvement? I'm sorry OP, good luck!
ThrottleJockey 36
At least spiders don't generally feed on you while you sleep leaving you and your sheets dotted with blood.
sailorarctic 22
spiders are much easier to get rid of than bedbugs. count yourself lucky. you got some spiderbros. I have a flea and fruit fly infestation I'm dealing with. my house spiders are loving it and normally I'd be tearing their webs down and chasing them off with a broom but as long as I see those little black corpses of them eating my pests they can stay.
samlovesham1234 9
Time to nuke the house.