Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, I found out that the little red dots all over my body aren't some horrible disease like I originally thought. They're bedbug bites. I've managed to not notice a huge infestation for 5 months. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
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Top comments
sturschaedel 27
I absolutely hate spiders. But in this specific case I would choose them over the alternative.
ab290 10
get a lizard to eat the spiders lol
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Comments (45)
jp_boards 20
Burn the place down.
ducky10290 8
at least spiders are easier to get rid of
StarDust5921 16
I don't know which is worse...
Elgrin 15
This is a whole UNIVERSE of NOPE. Just no.
RaggedClown 11
Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Frid_Kun 7
Spiders are good nopes, they eat all the bad nopes.