Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Top comments
alex1432 9
Well try using more than just your hands??
lilbeast0327 3
wow u must really suck
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Comments (343)
Djzom13 0
Were you wearing a ring?
msbosslady 0
He was a bit harsh in his delivery, but seriously,how do you mess up a hand job? Did u bend it in half or something? Who even gives hand jobs anymore? Let him get wet, either orally or....
Meaningless 1
You must have really sucked for him to want you to stop.
loverBall 0
lick his dick(; ahahaha
GDIalex 11
What's so funny about that? ok nevermind.
AmberBri 8
She's like 2, so it's funny.
ramurrump 0
Sneak him the pinky..
koreangirl92 0
nobody is good there first time its all a out practice ull get there or go farther and give him a bj
epyk_pryncess 8
op... instead of using friction, use KY instead.
maloriewatson 3
hahahahahahahahaha :D
agummere796 0
at least he didn't say "I'll finish myself!"
coltsrock37 15
idk about you OP, but your bf sounds boss. way to take the handjob and walk away like **** yea.
Rambo512 2
What is OP? i'm new here
rawr9able 4
Oversized Pimp-hoe.
Rambo512 2
Something tells me that's not it. Doesn't sound right:? Thanks though