Shiva
Niort, France
Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
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mea_iloveskiing 26
Bad luck brian.
LonerTheWolf35 8
Actually OP might have preferred that over peeing because its easier to clean up. Also if its carpet the pee smell is hard to get rid of and the puppy will want to pee there again.
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mea_iloveskiing 26
Bad luck brian.
BrickTamlandLamp 13
It's just part of training he'll learn soon not to do that. You just have to be patient with him
incoherentrmblr 22
I love lamp...
Alchemist_21 26
You mean to tell me that all we have to do is name a meme and we get the top comment?
elns_studios 11
#109 What if I told you that you was right?
Ruler3000 17
Probably should've have shouted no... But hey - we learn from the past right?
leptical 6
What
tj4234 36
You didn't read the fml did you?
lil_ham1644 29
I think he means maybe if she hadn't shouted suddenly at the puppy, he wouldn't have gotten so scared
Ruler3000 17
#57 - That is exactly what I meant.
kewpiesuicide 29
I did that to my cat once when he was throwing up. It ended up everywhere...definitely learned my lesson
LunaRebirth 7
Might just be me, but it's kind of an instant reaction to yell "NO!" when your pet goes to pee on your newly cleaned floor.
jerryj 27
On the bright side, he didn't leave a turd!
LonerTheWolf35 8
Actually OP might have preferred that over peeing because its easier to clean up. Also if its carpet the pee smell is hard to get rid of and the puppy will want to pee there again.
MidnightMusic53 37
If you use ammonia to clean it up, they won't want to pee there again. Hopefully OP has some of that to use for the clean up.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Not true. If you use ammonia they'll be more likely to pee there again as urea breaks down and releases ammonia. In other words your marking the carpet with a stronger urine like scent indicating it is ok to pee there.
MidnightMusic53 37
I use ammonia all the time. I've never had a pet pee in that spot again. I wouldn't have said it works if it didn't work for me. Maybe it depends on the pet, but I'm sticking to ammonia for accidents.
falon142012 22
Actually, there are special products called enzymatic cleaners that completely break down bodily products, whether human or animal. Hospitals use it for vomit and blood, carpet cleaners use it for animal urine and feces. Among other things. Lol.
shadokis 15
I think you have a bigger concern as to why you need to use it all the time.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Actually if you pour some rubbing alcohol on the spot it will get rid of the odor. I have heard hydrogen peroxide works also because it breaks down biological material. On a side note, peroxide will also help get blood and food stains out of clothing. Got that tip from a dry cleaner.
Faddyy6 17
you should be nice with your pet.. bad luck
cyttex 13
I don't think op was intentionally being mean trying trying to get the puppy to stop
smokecloud_ 37
I agree with 19. If my pup starts to piddle or crouch, a loud, firm NO or AH AH AH gets his attention so he stops and I can get him outside, where he gets praise and treats for going. If your pup is still really young, OP, he has very little bladder control. Mine's five months, and it was harder for him to stop once started when he was younger, but it's gotten easier. Patience, love, and treats!
smokecloud_ 37
Give them time. :) Take them out every 45 minutes to an hour and always after they wake up from a nap. I'm three months in and he still has accidents, so don't give up. Learn your pup's tendencies, learn it's signs that its gotta go. It's a long process.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
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Haha take it easy on the poor pup. Invest in some puppy pads!
Pat000005 9
Better to get pissed off than pissed on.
Redoxx_fml 22
Are you stoned ?
awkwardpenguinsx 15
True story.
LonerTheWolf35 8
The first thing you should do is take you puppy outside and then reward it for peeing where you want it to go. Puppies always need to go outside just after they wake up.
sweetprettykitty 10
It sounds like the puppy woke up and peed almost right after it crawled out of the basket. Not much time to take it outside instantly.
LonerTheWolf35 8
True but she should have taken it out before she started cleaning and she should have been keeping an eye on her puppy.
sweetprettykitty 10
she was cleaning while the puppy was sleeping...was she supposed to wake up the puppy (however much earlier) and take it outside, and then start cleaning....?? You've never owned a puppy have you? Much easier said then done, especially while trying to have some sort of a semi routine
dakid87 10
His still learning :)
sajupt 17
He is*
gracehi 33
You make puppy scared! :O
ea247 20
Awwwww ^^