Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0
Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.
ihatewankers 0
No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.
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Comments (201)
uphers 0
lol
NSZ 0
Oh my God, you actually shave your mustache with a razor?!? Are you crazy? I only did that once because I was going to a party and it was a holiday so the waxing salon was closed. Dude, you should tottaly wax from now on. It cleaner, more effective, longer-lasting, harmless, and not to mention: it doesn't leave marks! Plus it's cheap :D
allymate 0
YDI for shaving something on your face with a razor which I'm pretty sure would have been a women's razor. Women's razors are not ment for facial hair.
TheBigGamer 0
what 44 said
PurpleHaze23 0
Do you realise that if you shave your upper lip, the hair will probably grow back to be as thick as the hair of a man's mustache?
leahhhhh 0
thats ridiculous, how could it grow back as heavy as a man's moustache? it's not like shaving increases testosterone levels
Flounder 2
First of all, all of you saying that it will grow back darker and thicker are wrong. This old wives' tale has been disproved years ago. It just looks that way when it first starts to grow in, but shaving does not affect the genetic structure of your hair. Pick up a ******* newspaper once in a while. That being said, a big fat YDI for shaving. When it DOES grow in (can sometimes even start to come back within hours), it is stubbly, and that is sick. I don't know any females that shave their lip. They have home "waxing" strips for like 10 bucks and it takes 30 seconds. Either get a sex change or stop shaving your face.
sireen 0
that's disgusting to shave. I don't know why everyones terrified of waxing. I'm 17 and I've been waxing my eyebrows / upper lip MY SELF. nair works also.
lexiBRo 0
totally wax!! I tried that facial Nair and the Sally Hansen depilatory cream when I was younger and it broke my face out so I wouldn't recommend them though
leahhhhh 0
i don't know, my friend once waxed her upper lip and when she ripped the strip off a ton of skin came with it. she had a scab moustache for weeks
memyselfandi_fml 0
why would you shave your upper lip? it's guaranteed to grow back thicker with stubble! you either wax it or thread it. i recommend waxing because it lasts longer and it's less painful. AND the hair grows back thinner in most cases. YDI
aback 5
Really. Wax or pluck it. No guy wants his girl giving him whisker burn.
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
#8 (Clem13), you just proved yourself wrong with ur comment. Fail.