Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
BountyBass 13
Moan louder
iLike2Teabag 27
Hey, sometimes relieving yourself can feel better than sex.
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Comments (74)
chey296927413 3
Umm, are you sure he was taking a piss?
dancinwookie 21
He could've been trying to prove a point. Our neighbor likes to be a greasy f*cker and listen if she can hear us. Talk about a mood killer.
Jharrist89 12
Start pleading for help when you take your next shit.
Wasena 4
lol wow
SixthSinEnvy 39
Am I the only one curious how thin these walls are if you can hear peeing on the ABOVE floor? Maybe you have more to worry about..?
Emsy92 4
I think me and my boyfriend would just completely rolled-on-floor-laughing about that, even when we were all heated up for some sex. After that toilet visit you two could just start over with the love making!
macorncob 18
Awkward
Konarika 11
...waaait, was the moaning one your boyfriend or your neighbor?