Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to get in bed. She said, "Okay, but make sure to finish before Gossip Girl starts." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in tears, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissues and a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minutes of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my girl came home and said, "I'm gonna jump in the shower, I'm horny as fuck." Naturally, I assumed that was an invitation, so I lit some candles quickly and hopped on the bed, waiting for her. She got out, looked at me funny and said, "The fuck are you doing? I want to masturbate. Get out." FML
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML
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bambi114 0
I don't blame her . I wouldn't miss my fav tv shows for sex . but sorry anyway
RoccoRox 0
couldn't she record it? or better yet you guys could go at it while gossip girl is on. win win situation.
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Comments (129)
Alli137 6
hmm... I see that you are in France. I'm not sure how the tv scheduling works there, but unless they are just now airing season 3...you just got trumped for a rerun!!! Yeah, fyl!
ohthebloodygore 16
OP isn't necessarily in France. FML is based in France.
Vanni 0
Yeah, we don't know where they are. It says "sent from a mobile version", meaning we can't trace the IP, but we know it was sent from a phone.
Eldir 0
time to put your big boy pants on and grow the **** up. She easily couldve said no gossip girls is coming on. This is not a fml, now a fml would be in response to your question she stabbed you in the dick. that's a fml
cathylee22 4
there is such a thing as reruns has she heard of them. Hmmm, why don't you roleplay gossip girl and make sex more interesting.... since she loves that show so much. It's just a thought!! I'm sorry you have a boring gf :(
ArtOfDesire 7
That doesn't make her boring at all. It just means that OP failed to turn her on first so she's only being nice and letting him have a quick ride.
dacho 7
At least you got some :/
AbbyLOVE 0
it's called "Give and Take" hehehe
ChildrenOfFilth 12
that's why they call them quickies
MotherGrimm 0
children of bodom or cradle of filth
kateleen16 0
gossip girl is a good show..
champigne_fml 1
She seems to be aware of your premature ejaculation problem
perdix 31
Even better, she is treating the premature ejaculation problem as an asset. It's not a bug -- it's a feature!
Coccinelle_fml 15
WTF all TV shows are on hiatus!
MrDrMe 0
you should've done a better job in the first place.