Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
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Not_Ever_Telling 3
I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI
kellanlvr 1
I learned that in 2nd grade -___-
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Comments (695)
G6Clutch 0
it may be made of that stuff, BUT IS DAMM DELICIOUS :D
TheBestManEver 0
As is anything containing real protein.
reallyguys 6
Beans and nuts are protein.
TheBestManEver 0
That may be, but red meat offers many other nutrients that beans/nuts will never be able to compete with. Your argument is invalid.
reallyguys 6
red meat also offers a greater chance of developing colon cancer.
ClaireBear9087 0
... is amazing
christian50 0
that's what you get for being a vegetarian!
IfuckingHateYou 5
YDI for not knowing anything about being vegetarian before you decided to become one.
ghashlycrumbs 8
How did you not know that? Also, marshmallows are made with horse and cow hooves. Get over it.
jakii_ 0
...in every shape and color
shea627 20
that happened to me and im a vegetarian too.
Darkfiremat_fml 0
durrrrrrrr
evan40111 0
woowww,your life SUCKS hardd
Zosiaaa 0
YDI it for being a vegetarian, you damn hippie.