Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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Top comments
saleha97 4
wow, guess he liked her alot..
ICaughtFire 4
Well not that you care, but I have to agree with KaySL. The guy shouldn't have pursued a relationship with OP, knowing that he had feelings for someone else. It was very unfair to her, and she ended up hurt in the end. Not to mention that KaySL has the brains to properly capitalize a word here and there.
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Comments (123)
sieana 0
this has happened to me before, minus the serenade. i feel your pain
lBMTHl 0
Damn, that sucks. We wasn't worth it if you were his second choice. You probably deserve better. :)
pegleg007 2
this happens a lot. forget him and find a new fish in the sea, you are better than that.
jeskamarie2011 0
How strange, something similar happened to me/:
xNephilim 19
Something similar happened to hundreds of people. Despite what you may think, pretty much every situation you'll ever experience has already happened to someone else.
DocBastard 40
So someone else has had a chimp named Yolanda pelting his head with walnuts and feces while oil wrestling Vladimir Putin? Thank god, I thought I was the only one.
Idk_what2say 0
You're not alone Doc, there are others like us. Yolanda will not win.
ashisthebomb 0
bahahahahaha doc, you're hilarious!!
zanguard 0
YDI, everyone knows musicians are shady characters.
Selena_is_back 7
It's weird how it seems that MOST of the guys who play guitars are cute/hot/attractive. lol in my opinion of course.
xNephilim 19
That's because being able to play an instrument makes men a lot more attractive. Usually.
ashisthebomb 0
I agree Selena!!!
lolaisagirl 0
54.. I've heard that too.. he's quite well known
savvy_suzy 0
Better to find out sooner that you were a second/third/tenth place contestant than later. Feels horrible, no doubt, but if you didn't have children together or much invested, it's a good thing it happened. Imagine giving years of your life, devotion, etc to someone who secretly didn't really want you in the first place. I say congratulations OP :) you've just been spared years of heartache. This bears no reflection on you, this is all about him.
thegoodlife101 0
till he dumps you for the girl that rejected him lmao
sourgirl101 29
What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips(two lips) on a organ.