Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
Today, I found out some very disturbing information about one of my brothers, who I have not seen in 8 years. The information is so crazy that I've thought about going to the FBI. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
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lionkat456 28
Holy mother of god I hope that's a prank...
BimmerDriver 23
Lie down, try not to be scared, be ******* scared.
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Comments (188)
lionkat456 28
Holy mother of god I hope that's a prank...
pinguino3669_fml 23
Maybe somehow it couldn't send for two years and now it was just delivered :o
BandWagonGuy 8
This is the scariest fml post ive ever read
glamorous18 10
a real shitty prank but yeah... hopefully it was fake.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I bet it was his mom.
WhitePrettyKitty 10
Big Brother is always watching.... o.O
applebramble 22
It's a prank for sure
Myo_fml 20
Yes, because I'm so sure his probably still hurt grieving mother would do that. Sone people don't use their heads before they comment. A death of a child or anyone that close for that matter can hurt and change a person forever.
gabbi630 16
It was a real bad joke, you don't joke about that!
KatjaM 15
#35, that is a HELL of a lag for that to happen
BntyHntrSeattle 30
112- sure it was in bad taste, but you have no idea how she'd grieve- maybe humor is her way of moving on; so, I reject your notion.
cnygard95 12
What the hell..
xautumnwillsx 15
That's really scary!
persianninja 23
Scary? That is terrifying lets pull out the 50 cal.
misslysiak 23
*Loads gun* "That's right, you better run madufuka's"
lopsop 12
They can't get me if I'm in a corner!
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Or dressed in black hopping around everywhere
annie_nk 23
Use salt bullets!
snugglesMcGee199 23
This sounds like someone hacked his account. FYL, OP, that must have been creepy. Maybe figure out a way to deactivate your brother's account? Hope everything turns out for the best and no one is actually stalking you.
Neesalun 20
The person isn't being nice playing a joke like that. Whether they are a friend if his or someone got into the account, it's not a funny prank :(
\ 28
I read there was a way to memorialize the accounts of deceased FB users... OP should look into it
Voqab 3
60 there is we did it for my cousin
Myo_fml 20
Yes, there is but I don't know the details. Someone did it for one of the teachers I had in high school that recently passed. I honestly think it's just a tad creepy though... I'd sooner see the profiles closed.
BimmerDriver 23
Lie down, try not to be scared, be ******* scared.
anythingmustbe 18
Yeah shit bricks scared.
ShadowNinja445 12
Shit a brick wall scared.
Zeekal 11
Shit a brick wall of China scared
Bloodyskull 13
Shit a brick planet scared
padlarf 14
Sounds like someone is playing a sick sick joke and needs his/her ass whooped.
Mossears133 15
Really?! Why is everyone taking this is so seriously? Sure, it sucks big time that he died, but you should always try to find something happy in sucky stuff. It actually sounds like something I would tell one of my friends to do if I died! XD
LeenoLaTerribile 5
I don't get why this would be funny! It's disrespectful towards her and towards her brother. Sorry for your loss btw OP, and I hope that person who 'pranked' you doesn't do it again.
rizzkiyoshi 19
The only possible reason I can think you wouldn't think this was horrible was if you haven't lost a family member before
Bano360 25
That's creepy and disrespectful (if it's someone you know who did it).
britts95 11
It's stunts like this that I don't understand. Surely everyone at some stage has experienced what it is like to lose someone and how painful it must be. So it staggers me that someone would purposely bring back a whole wash of memories. I wouldn't even do this to my worst enemy.
mvc3ftw 17
They're called trolls dude,anonymity brings out the ****** up-ness in people. o.o
threer 30
I send my condolences . And.... It's a prank. A horrible, unsympathetic prank.
xx000o 27
Maybe he is sending you a note from beyond.
illegalbeagle69 23
Through facebook..?
tnlander 20
Yes through Facebook. Even the dead wont use MySpace.
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, cause facebook exists in hell. Heaven only has twitter.
LilacWhite 4
Omg, I hope no one is actually stalking you! RIP to your brother, maybe all this is just a very, very bad prank? FYL.