Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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Top comments
saleha97 4
wow, guess he liked her alot..
ICaughtFire 4
Well not that you care, but I have to agree with KaySL. The guy shouldn't have pursued a relationship with OP, knowing that he had feelings for someone else. It was very unfair to her, and she ended up hurt in the end. Not to mention that KaySL has the brains to properly capitalize a word here and there.
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Comments (123)
dt520 4
why is it only us males can see the intentions of those douchebag guitar dude types?
foolishgirl 0
write a book 120...
Daniela94 0
what an asshole!
suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0
lol you liked him for his guitar?
tblaank 0
woow itts jerrks likee him who give guys a baad name , I'm sorrry about that :/// but on a diffferent note , me an my boyfriend have beeen dating over a year and hee plays the guitar , soo noot alll guitar players are baad , he is a great guy ! I hope things work out for you thouugh , but not with him he sounds like an asssss .
Gabbie_1210 8
People who type like you are annoying. Just saying.
PardonMyFrench 4
I see you driving 'round town with the boy I love and I'm like f*** you & f*** him too!
shylodragon 0
Doc, you are the heartless bitch!
Mypjsareblue 4
**** I would have done the same shit
LissaMccracken 23
That's happened to me... FYL :
PO_linesman 4
This website needs a third option: In addition to YLS and YDI there should be DAB - Dodged a bullet.