anon
Laurel, United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me an article about how smelling farts can reduce dementia then added, "You're welcome." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
sickyandiknowit
Eugene, United States
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Farty
Anchorage, United States
Feu Orange
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
KaiyaOtaku1
Seattle, United States
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Madi
United States
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
anonymous
Saint John's, Canada
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
mandygeegoesnom
United States
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
lamponau
France
Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML
Top comments
GlennGuagmire 20
He's unknowingly gave u the permission to start passing gas on him any time u want.
WCARlover 35
All the times my brother used to sit on me and fart are gonna pay off, yay!
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Comments (15)
ShadyWildDog 10
Gas mask, stat.
GlennGuagmire 20
He's unknowingly gave u the permission to start passing gas on him any time u want.
Ise_fml 6
I don't care what anyone says, but farts are funny. My husband might make some disgusting ones, but we always end up laughing.
chirstinap325 23
Rarely do we see submissions where a man is actually promoting a healthier lifestyle for their girl <3 so refreshing
buckdharma 38
I am willing to help you stay healthy. Just pull my finger.
WCARlover 35
All the times my brother used to sit on me and fart are gonna pay off, yay!
Luxxi 18
Wow, what a thoughtful boyfriend!!!
RichardPencil 32
Now Dutch ovens aren't just fun == they're an act of love.
OhPuhleeze 23
Well start having Indian for dinner. Also mexican, alfa alfa, beans, broccoli and other healthy foods.. Your boyfriend needs your help.. Would you rather have him sufffer from dementia? Load up and let it rip.. Also if you could make videos of you farting on your unsuspecting boyfriend and post them on youtube, it'll be highly appreciated by all of us.
MeowMixBitch 6
My boyfriend literally did the same thing lol