Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend recently dumped me because she's serious about her career (temp secretary) and needs a man who’s also serious about his career. I’m an area manager for 6 hotels, making almost six figures. I found out she's now dating a very low level weed dealer. Serious career. Sure. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. I used to be her college professor and I’d given up my career of 22 years, my wife and kids, and my house in Boca Raton just for her. Nice to know this is the thanks I get. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Recently, her mother married a rich guy and they moved in together. Her stepfather pays for everything and she can now go to bars every weekend or travel. Now that she’s “had a taste of the good life” she thinks she can meet someone better. I’m working class. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
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Top comments
Darkness_Hate 29
Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).
rieebee 23
Her loss, you can do better.
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rieebee 23
Her loss, you can do better.
redhead_sprhro 10
Unless by drug dealer she means doctor
higgysaurus 18
The better joke is pharmacist, but nice try
JMichael 26
She'll come a crawling back once he lands his ass in jail.
higgysaurus 18
#76 arrested for being a pharmacist? haha
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Maybe Dr. Feelgood
slynoble32 11
Street pharmacist xD
toastbrot 9
she will probably crawl back to you, but you should reject her.
pedinhuh 23
With a sarcastic, and midly evil grin on your face while saying no.
Ms_ValS 27
She just wants the bad boy experience OP. Don't let her come back to you.
R3TROxLOV3 32
The bad boy experience is totally overrated. Briefly dated a coke dealer and it was pretty normal except for the fact that he sold coke. We went on dates and did other normal couple-ish things. It's not like he was running around shooting people and running from the cops every other day.
TacoloverSWE 23
Someone watched too much Narcos on Netflix...
MasterTron 24
Or braking bad
littlekellilee 45
Braking Bad: Where people don't have anti lock brakes and are placed in dangerous situations in that they need to brake effectively.
Internetflakes 13
or spell check.
fabcade 14
you are way better off. it sucks and I know it hurts, but you will land on your feet
Cads1 24
In this case who says crime does not pay.
Cads1 24
Lol, no judge would have the balls to jail him. Not these days anyway.
O_B_A_M_A 15
You must be pretty stupid to think that
yerawizardlizzy 27
LOL. OP and I are from Indiana, and yes, drug dealers are jailed here all the time. Kind of odd you would make an assumption about the American criminal justice system given that your profile says you are in Australia.
imbedderdenu 23
you're a ******* idiot. my bf catches criminals for a living and he hauls off druggies all the time. they are actually his biggest money makers. smh
Oppression_fml 19
Be glad she showed her true colors now. You dodged a big one.
glexy 16
It was obviously just an excuse. She's an idiot and you'll find someone better.
abattior 18
Don't worry OP she might have fun temporarily with the drug dealer, but eventually she will waste her whole life in a pointless future.
pabj208 23
Soon, it'll be her life that sucks.
tantanpanda 26
OP's ex is digging for gold where it will soon run dry. Her loss.
Darkness_Hate 29
Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).
crandel 11
What exactly says he will have a better girl? Or any other one for that matter?
youraveragehuman 16
I feel like OP is just a little shocked about her odd reasoning for breaking up with him when he had everything she claimed to break up with him for