nightjay
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got grounded for having a boner when I woke up. FML
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nightjay 21
Hi, OP here! It was just a casual morning today, and since my mom usually waits for me to get up (because I'm usually pretty lazy out of bed), they wouldn't leave my bedside. Not wanting to embarrass myself in front of my extremely Catholic mom, I said no when she kept on telling me to get up. Finally, laying on my side (facing away from my mom) she boils over and pulls the covers off, and in my attempt to save my covers from falling on the floor, she sees my boner and immediately assumes I was masturbating. I don't know which was worse: getting grounded, getting the "masturbation is evil" talk, or having my mom see my dick. Triple FML. Thanks for the support! All the penis-puns make me smile :)
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DarkLink9001 15
Do your parents understand... well.. anything?
bellydancer82 15
How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.
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DarkLink9001 15
Do your parents understand... well.. anything?
TheNewGuy03 29
Since it seems as if the parents have no idea how basic human physiology works, I would have to assume that OP is a miracle baby and was immaculately conceived.
stingray112 24
You shouldn't be so hard on them
Colon_Man 17
You should be careful, though. You don't want to thrust a lot of information at them. Their brains pulsating and throbbing until they're dribbling all over the carpet.
donkmomes 6
Shit m8 u got featured
ncsMcLaren77 12
So instead of the Immaculate Reception, OP was the the Immaculate Conception?
Appleyman 2
NIIIIIICE
bellydancer82 15
How DARE you have a boner! Shame on you for being a normal male! Sorry OP, that really sucks, I wonder why your parents aren't more understanding.
soodytheboi 23
Why did your parents even take notice of that and point it out to you? It's perfectly normal. OP's parents are kinda weird...
ifuckuprandomly 28
Is your penis the real Slim Shady? Because he stood up.
Joseph24689 14
LOL that's a real penis-puller.
reallyunluckyguy 6
did they ever even learned basic biology!?
Bok_Choi 8
did you ever even learned basic grammar!?
chosha_fml 27
And is one of these parents a male?
TheNewGuy03 29
OP's parents reproduce asexually.
Red_Curls1995 28
That's extremely unfair, it's not like you can help it and it's normal.
Sheepiebeepie 26
Do you have two moms? how were you not defended
blacklightening 11
dad's are usually two much of cowards to stand op to there wife's. I watch my dad. chicken out each day to the whim of my mom
PainInTheAsss 16
Mothers "wood" not understand.
thatoneguy500 8
**** your puns
MitchRapp 20
The morning monster can't be controlled.
sm4shgaw 10
must be pretty hard on you ;)