Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.
deja54 0
Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.
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Comments (233)
Guyoverhere 0
Fricken genius
kukopia 0
Total failing loser for speeding up w/o being fully aware of your situation. I hope the next car that seems to be passing you is a cop.
msbetsy 0
How is this an FML? Nothing bad happened.
fuzz97 23
It's an FML because she just realized what an idiot she is.
diet_otaku 0
oh, so YOU'RE that asshole that speeds up just to keep me from passing you when all i'm trying to do is get into the next lane to exit. YDI
PureGold 0
Not everything needs to be a competition...especially when you're driving. Idiot drivers like you need to get off the road, so people who are actually good drivers can avoid more accidents. Seriously, why would try to speed up to keep a car from passing you? And then you realized it was your shadow...this FML just has EPIC FAIL written all over it. I have a feeling you do too.
treli1593 0
wtf...how do you do that?
HunterFalls13 0
Idiot who cares if the car needs to pass you What if they needed to get into your lane? God your rude I hate people like you
jordanemk 0
i may feel half way bad for you if i wasn't laughing so hard. way to be a total dickwad.
master565 0
Wow who knew peoplecan be that stupid
shakenbake93 0
You're the kind of asshole that gets people killed. Go f•ck yourself.