Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.
deja54 0
Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.
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Comments (233)
k_cool 0
everyone needs to lighten up! this made me laugh out loud.
mattmag 0
You shouldn't be allowed to drive. Not only do you race against other cars, but you aren't very observant either.
k_cool 0
it's illegal to speed up just to pass someone, by the way
camis 0
So everyone is AOK because everyone does it anyway? Now THAT'S smart. Let's never bother complaining about ANYTHING since in one way or another we've done similar or worse things. Heaven forbid someone says something hypocritical! Good job.
fabfoot 0
i hate people like you. if you see a car tryin to pass don't speed up u ******* tard. the reason a person wants to pass is your going to slow dont be a dick. p.s. ur ******* stupid...your own shadow? really? women drivers
Beachbaybe 0
Oh gawd this is sad.
xcchick 0
HAHA this made my day! but ydi for not letting some 1 pass u even if they are real hahahaha
mrose57 0
I think they should make the driving test harder.
SVelasquez 0
Wooow, you need to practice road rage management and get your eyes checked. Also - FINLAND! THE BIRTHPLACE OF NIGHTWISH! WOOT! KITEE ROCKS!
shyboy_fml 0
Not only are you a ******* idiot, but you're a ******* asshole too. You fail at life