Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.
deja54 0
Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.
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Comments (233)
CrunkCupcake97 2
hahahahaha loserrrr!
chickenfeetyum 0
you're the kind of idiot on the road that annoys the **** out of me. If people are trying passing you, it means you're going slow, so just move out of the way. Don't be an ass and not let them pass you.
ilovethetitans 0
another reason women shouldn't be allowed to drive
Somebody52 0
I'm only thirteen. My dad drives like that and it scares the crap out of me when he goes flying and there is a car stopped at a stop sign not far away. He slams on the breaks (not literally) and it scares the shit out of me that we are going to hit it. Yu sounds just like him. Get off the road. Drivers like that cause accidents. Not the slow people as my dad says. (actually the slow people are going to speed limit. -_-
Meg14_fml 0
Asshole. Why would you not let someone pass you? And how the **** do you mistake a shadow for a car?
jewelzgalore 0
I'm glad you live in Finland so I don't have to worry about getting into a car accident with you :p
Tsukasa_fml 0
lol
Dopehead666 21
That would be a good one to explain to a cop if you had gotten pulled over.
JRo 0
**** you! It's assholes like you that I hate on the road. Speed up so they don't pass you? What is this a ******* race?
Guairdean 0
Most shredders have a slot for credit cards. That slot will also shred a driver's license. Feed yours into one and wait until you grow up to get a new one.
randomoutburst 0
Speeding up so as not to let another car pass you is an asshole thing to do. You deserved that.