Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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Top comments
SKYblue_fml 1
It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.
deja54 0
Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.
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Comments (233)
fckaduck 0
Wow, I really want to punch you in the face. I agree with 18.
spamky 7
Too bad you didn't wreck your car as well
Jupi_fml 2
You get two points for that. :3
wbrycem 0
No. The passer is just going faster. It has nothing to do with being a ********.
eskimopanda 0
Woww so you're saying it's okay to got way above the speed limit buy someone who trys to speed up when someone is trying to pass and going wayyy to fast is absolutly just unacceptable and makes them a ********.
meepmeep_fml 0
you know what's actually unacceptable? your grasp of the english language. please, please let it be your second language. seriously, i've read that atrocious run on sentence about 10 times now and i still can't make any sense of it. shut the **** up until you learn grammar and punctuation
daarlingdamsel 0
Nice, I hate it when people attack other people for their grammar like that...it's just as rude as this guy not letting someone pass him...if someone had actually been there...
diet_otaku 0
if what you are attempting to say is that someone trying to pass you when you're already going over the speed limit makes them a dick, then you speeding up even more to try and keep them from passing you just makes you an even bigger dick. if you're already speeding and someone wants to go faster than you, just let them pass you, and maybe slow down yourself while you're at it.
HunterFalls13 0
Idiot
walla_koala 0
Panda you can argue both sides, but we all know the original intent of at least this person is not one of integrity. If there was someone speeding up to pass, who knows if it was good or bad like silverstarlight says; but either way, this person's actions inconsiderately risks other peoples lives for an intention that was nothing more than something along the lines of a prideful or a vengeful spirit. Simply put, these people (very likely you as well) endanger others with their inconsiderate intentions and try to justify their poor choice of actions by blaming others.
diet_otaku 0
people are rude just for trying to pass? that makes no sense. and it certainly doesn't make you any better for speeding up to keep them from passing you, ESPECIALLY if you are already breaking the speed limit. unless you're a police officer, it is not your job to dictate how fast people drive on the roads, and it's certainly not your place to break the law in the process.
LadyKaya 0
and what if the OP wasn't going the speed limit? There's a lot of drivers that go 10-15 under until they see someone trying to get around them. All of the sudden, it's a real version of Tokyo Drift. Sorry if I want to go the speed limit. Sorry if I value my time. Sorry if I'm ever late for work, am in serious pain and need the hospital, or have a relative/friend with an emergency. Sorry if I've ever offended you by going around you in a way that didn't affect your speed at all because I was going faster. Sorry if you're a ********. Oh, wait, that one's not my fault. Suck it, Eskimopanda, you're a jerk.
HunterFalls13 0
Loser
vanaathiel 13
Why wouldn't you let someone pass you? Its dangerous and illegal to keep speeding up when someone is trying to pass you.....its priceless that it was your own shadow, I award you 100 stupid points! YDI lol
Weil 0
No one likes drivers who speed up like a ********.
paks7 0
wow. observant. get off the ******* road
eskimopanda 0
Psh I think people are rude when they try to pass. So I don't blame ya I do the same thing especially if I'm already going above the speed limit.
TXjuggalo972 6
does anyone else not see "especially when Im already over the speed limit"????
ODST_Panda 12
You're a serious ********. How the **** is someone driving In front of you offensive. You fail to realize driving is a privilege, not a competition. no one owes you any "respect" to drive behind you because you personally don't like it when people pass you.
LesYeuxDeDario 0
in the end, Button won.