Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.
deja54 0
Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.
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Comments (233)
AshleyRose784 0
Ha, moron
yati 0
Weed more my friend.
nibas 0
YOU ******* IDIOT! its people like you that cause accidents. just accept the fact that someone is trying to ******* pass you and slow down to let them get past. learn to ******* be a respectful driver. its pieces of shit like you that everyone has to pay ****** up high insurance rates. u ******* douche bag. may you choke on 1000 flacid penises u selfish piece of shit. **** u
LeGiTbUrN 0
Dude stfu dumbass ************ if he crashed he would have to pay not the owner of the car dumbass
ODST_Panda 12
the rage is real.
ohhhhey 0
I hate drivers like you.
Emrysa 1
You're more likely to cause an accident when you drive up on someone trying to pass you. It's different if they're just cutting people off, then they're the tool. YDI for trying to prove your junk is bigger than it really is, another ten points for being a moron.
garry24 0
this is not an FML. please explain how your life is "******" by this happening to you
Nick_726 0
Ydi for being such an ass. I almost got killed b/c of someone like you...go back to driving school and learn how to drive. Speeding up so someone can't pass you is a dick move and it's idiots like u why accidents happen
AlexV_fml 0
wow what a douche bag you are, who the **** does that? ever hear of driving etiquette?
fireflylovesyou 0
I got run off the freeway because some douchebag pulled the same shit you were pulling. Dick, I hope you felt like a complete moron, because believe me, you are.
aback 5
Um, how the heck else are you going to pass them, by slowing DOWN?
CapriceClassic 0
Your peripheral vision SUCKS!