Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML
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PlasticShark 0
today's going to be sunny with light semen showers
Serial 2
at least you weren't driving a convertible
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waterpoloweasel 0
look at the bright side, FREE WASHER FLUID!!!!!!!
unknown20101 0
that really suckssss http://www.whycindywhy.com/downloads/f8n3f0.jpg
krunkrooster 0
ewww my yogurt just went sour in my mouth
miso1337 0
well if they were having sex WHILE driving the car, or w/e he was doing.. if it was while he was driving, ur lucky he didnt swerve and crash into u or somthing. that could b dangerous and yeah, who clicks YDI on somthing like this.. "yeah u shoulda bought an anti-sperm windsheild, YDI!!!" lol..
waterpoloweasel 0
#79 he said 10pm like the time not speed ********
rocket9 0
EW im so sorry for ya
drummer1745 0
#11 I think he/she should be thankful that they weren't driving a moped or motorcycle
MissEventide 0
Artificially inseminate yourself, DNA test the baby, and get him hit up for all kinds of child support ;D serve him right for being such a dirty bastard.
ayayayayayayayay 0
LOL that reminds me of what happened here http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=c2o6ido7azltsf9jckxfr7wib8737
Zog21 0
#93 lol i had the same idea in my post lol What you said including: you can make up a story about him cheating on his girlfriend with you and his bitch would dump him... I would classify that outcome as EPIC... And your only set-back would be that you have the bastard child of a random guy you've never met! DO THIS! PROS > CONS - REVENGE IS SWEEEEEET!