Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML
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PlasticShark 0
today's going to be sunny with light semen showers
Serial 2
at least you weren't driving a convertible
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jayfx 0
oops double post
dublk 0
you should have definitely followed him and taken down his license plate.. having a baseball bat would also be helpful in a situation like this. unbelievable... sadly i could see this one being real.
crapthatsucks 0
Now your car is going to have half-human babies.
snrS2 0
that is definitely one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard and maybe there was a couple doing it in the back seat with someone else driving? idk, soo ****** though.
bucket85 0
how do you explain that at the carwash? "umm yeah it just came out of no where..." I believe it came from a CUMulonimbus cloud lmao
_shit_happens_ 0
oh, okay. errrm thats gross if this actually happened i am very deeply sorry nobody deserves that ugh nasty, man
sneakjoint 0
awww thats ****** disgusting
fr00typebblez 0
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ibman67 0
i call shenanigans. This exact story is right here http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=rtxu3ol86sqigyvxaghnt91uekryig
inerdablanket 4
I don't understand how anyone can say you deserve this. "You shouldn't be driving anywhere near someone who was having sex in the car! YDI!" That's disgusting :| Atleast your windows weren't down.