Today, my boyfriend left me after I'd been supporting him for 9 months while he "finds himself." Why? Because I wanted to go grocery shopping instead of him eating out every day with my money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend of the last 2 years, who is suicidal and heavily depressed, left me because he thinks I "deserve better". Not to mention I was his best friend, therapist, mother and girlfriend all in one. He left me with rent due in a week and all other expenses because he couldn’t take care of me in return. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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Top comments
kyphur 6
Sounds like he solved your problem for you.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Making food is cheaper, he can go **** himself. You can do better
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Comments (13)
TomeDr 25
So “finding himself” is another term that means “growing up”?
Sinshine 28
No it means freeloading.
Shawnie Gallant 24
Making food is cheaper, he can go **** himself. You can do better
kyphur 6
Sounds like he solved your problem for you.
Sinshine 28
The only thing I can say to this is congratulations. You got rid of the leech.
bluhbluhbluh 14
congrats! that's one good riddance tbh.
bl3ur0z3 17
Good. Now he can go find another bridge to burn. Or fend for himself.
jbuckets_404 39
On Day #1, I would've told him to "find himself" a job or else another place to live. Ain't got no time for that sh*t....
JasonThorn 23
More like while he finds himself another woman who hasn't seen through his BS.
Mungolikecandy 19
On the bright side. The freeloader is gone.
Arkangel.Artemis 10
Don't be sad! You will find the right person for you who will treat you as an equal 🙏