Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Tinystarz 2
OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?
slem_fml 0
People click on that button for fun I swear.
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Comments (126)
Yuuki_chan_fml 0
Ah, I feel for ya honey. Same thing happened to me, but over IMs. "You know Im straightedge." "Yeah I know. Thats perfectly fine." "Hm... You're my new favorite" "Favorite what? o-o" "Girl." >____>; Dump his ass! xD
Templemind47 0
Who says dating has to be monogamous anyways? Unless it is a marriage or specified by the two partners, then it should not matter. People have a deluded thought of how relationships are now...
checkitoutt 0
thats so not what straightedge means...is it? cause im pretty sure its not.
Intoxicunt 6
#100, straightedge means you don't drink, do drugs, etc.
Yuuki_chan_fml 0
Yeah, so the straightedge thing was different than the OP's story.
zoolander951 0
Is it really terrible to date more than one person at once? totally agree with you 99
AntiChrist7 0
you date an asshole, YDI
timtam24 0
baha ^idiot^
monpetitchouu 0
Hey, atleast your his favorite :)
monpetitchouu 0
And to the people who say relationships don't have to be monogamus(sp), I think they should be unless both partners agree ortherwise. Or else it's disrespectful..
AlyshaDeShae 10
Hahaha! Well if you're his favorite, then is he dumping the others for you? You should find out! :-p Oooh, or you should get him to dump the others and then a week or so later, dump him!
Sokai_fml 0
I bet that jerk said the same thing to the other girl(s).