Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Tinystarz 2
OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?
slem_fml 0
People click on that button for fun I swear.
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Comments (126)
dearjuliet 0
and what the **** is that supossed to mean? you stupid **** have you ever actually been to Canada? you stupid ******* prick.
deaththekid_fml 0
thats a funny way to break up
FMLfangirl89 0
#71- **** YOU! I'm Canadian, there is NOTHING wrong with being Canadian. I'd MUCH rather be Canadian than some dumb hick American. anyway... to the writer of this FML, I'm from MB too...our men here arent very reliable or trust worthy.
xBlessedxInxSINx 0
I think he was hinting at a kick to the nuts if you ask me =]
ASVLN 0
dump that ************
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
at least ur his favee :]
Brittani090270 1
At least he was being honest with you... he could have not told you at all.
Shyman4ever 0
Atleast you're his favorite
silly_kate 0
my ex was exactly the same (cept i wasn't his favourite!) those guys are *******, you should dump him and get revenge in multiple ways!!! *grins evilly*
clever_fml 0
dump his ass... he's defiantly not worth it at all.