Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Tinystarz 2
OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?
slem_fml 0
People click on that button for fun I swear.
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Comments (126)
renots4206 0
I net your dumbass is still with him
sassyangel24 0
at least you're his favorite(:
adela119 0
i sawwy :( what a jerk, thats probably why theres a lotta gay girls now
lionlvr 9
aww..I'm so sorry. dump his a-s-s
hateevryone 15
and you should've said "you're my favorite boyfriend"
purplepink143 0
Omfg what a jerk!
iBiteRoses 22
Ouch! I'm sorry~
SassyKlassy 0
Ick! Guys can be sick bastards.
beautifulsoulll 0
Why is this jackass still your boyfriend?
Sterase 5
-.- What a douchebag, kick him out! He needs to learn some respect and consideration!