Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
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Tinystarz 2
OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?
slem_fml 0
People click on that button for fun I swear.
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Comments (126)
annamg 0
Ouch. FYL indeed.
vaca_fml 0
Woman's fault for naturally assuming they were an exclusive couple.
lil_miz_liz09 0
how do 600 people say you deserve this?
Nikkir95 4
WHT THE HELL!!!! THATS JACKEDD
magnerdian1763 0
aww im really sorry! you're boyfriend is pretty messed up! dump him! dump him hard!
lexiBRo 0
hehehe you set yourself up for that, but honestly had you guys agreed to be exclusive? It doesn't sound like he considered what he was doing to be cheating or else he wouldn't have casually brought up the other girlfriend(s) like that. Perhaps you two had a misunderstanding about the terms of your relationship.
sickinlove13 0
Seriously? Do people actually sit down and talk about the "terms" of their relationship? Not once have I sat down with a guy I was dating to talk about the "terms". This guy's a scumbag.
AmericaPie 0
at least you are the favorite.
LittleMiss1 0
Aw :[
6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0
YDI for being Canadian and ******* your brother