Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
blcksocks 19
Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?
ILoveFluttershy 3
*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty
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Comments (166)
ieatcanteloupe 7
Doesn't matter had sex ;)
birdcagereligion 10
Digging for gold?
HFE10 2
You must have a rough life
tamgibbo 5
Good thing he didn't stick it up your arse then isn't it...lol
noisebox 1
Hope he isn't picking your nose and chewing it
rexreta 5
Wow.... Too immature for sex for sure.
MuseFan1991 14
wow... so you'd rather have a guy who doesn't like to mess about and have fun because it's 'immature'? gently remove the poker from your rear and learn to lighten up and have fun in life :)
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
This is the kind of FML you submit, your life seems terrible...shame on whoever voted for this one. Post Script- I doubt the sex was amazing.
asiancosmo 7
that's awesome!!
bizarre_ftw 22
"nose" was on a line by itself on my iPod's screen and for a good long second there I was expecting to read "ass", I honestly find the potential reaction to the latter to be more amusing
abbynoelle 1
Don't worry I feel ur pain..my boyfriend does the same dumb shit