Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
blcksocks 19
Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?
ILoveFluttershy 3
*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty
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Comments (166)
burro_fml 6
Insert finger here.
DDalton 14
It was probably just a joke and you need to lighten up sweet ****...
kirakush13 4
Someone should explain to my boyfriend why this ruins the moment.
TheNewGuy03 29
He was just spelunking. He just needed to explore other caves. Anyway ... it's better he did it after sex than before or during, no? |the kid|
tonyjerfita 5
Happens to me all the time
pexy_fml 16
He ruined the moment
pexy_fml 16
Those who thumbed down probably love to have someone sticking their fingers into their nose after sex
kmiddleton627 1
I don't understand why this is so horrible? Oh, wait...it must be because I'm married. Lol I love when my husband is playful, even after sex!
Enslaved 38
Maybe he was looking for a way to let you know he had had enough cuffling.
Enslaved 38
WTF *cuddling
TheNewGuy03 29
I like it. It sounds like a portmanteau of "cuddling" and "cuffing" (being clingy). Also, cuff links. Everyone likes cuff links. And boners. |the kid|
whattod0 3
OMG !!! It's the end of the world!!! Seriously? You need to grow up.
Kingbreezy04 10
Up your ass or your nose....You choose.