Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
blcksocks 19
Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?
ILoveFluttershy 3
*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty
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Comments (166)
BeachBoi_Alex 7
ugh
calmyourself 7
I'm not sure him sticking a finger up your nose cancels out you having amazing sex to make this an fml...
cyborgmexican 6
He wants a souvenir!!!
Quest_ 13
So does your vag smell pretty?
CaramelMacchiato 13
He stuck his finger up her nose, not her ******.
stevenJB 25
To 24:)......your pretty stupid...
Cartera 10
40 - I'm not sure if you see the irony here.
YayFlameWarz 9
40-The irony is you don't know you're and your.
yahoowizard 16
40 pretty young*
girlspoop789 2
I like smelly vag.
girlspoop789 2
I like smell vag
The_CL0GGER 0
Maybe you had a booger.
aleeshttylXD 9
and he had to pick it for her.
random_jay 6
True love right there
MuseFan1991 14
haha that's funny! i get a finger in my ear after sex sometimes. who knows what happens in men's minds?
perdix 31
You can't be too picky.
allard 14
S'not a good time for puns, Perdix.
MuseFan1991 14
i agree, pick a better time
shibbysgirl 4
My partner does that too
challan 19
Maybe when your head was thrown back in the big O he saw a big B. He was just trying to help you reach both.
annagilbert 6
haha:)
BrimfullOfAsher 20
You can pick your girlfriends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose.