Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
blcksocks 19
Better than sticking it somewhere else. Or is it?
ILoveFluttershy 3
*Cleveland voice* Oh that's just nasty
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Comments (166)
smydiwannafthata 5
I don't get it. Somehow its ok to stick his finger up your ass but not up your nose.
Llamacod 11
well most definitely not ok to stick his finger up her nose after sticking it up her ass
HiImJordan 5
That's love xD
babyshaft408 8
But during that round of amazing sex of he were to do it then it would bed hot huh?
RadioOctopus 16
My boyfriend does that to me. FOL
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
At least he didn't do it during the sex.
ganjaone 2
I do that too haha to everyone
g0ldenb0nes 6
This is hardly a 'FML' laugh it off and goof around with him.
batrob 7
Doesn't matter had sex
kipfischer 11
Pull ur panties out of ur tight ass...some of the best parts of a relationship are being able to do things because there funny and not having to worry about your partner getting upset and complaining to everyone on FML
RedPillSucks 33
What if he farted in her face instead?
cannas91 0
well....could you be more specific when it is okay to pick a girls nose. I make the same mistake with my girl friend