Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML
Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
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SeventhFonons 0
Wow, he's a prick
peter_man 0
lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.
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olisykes_ 0
BOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO! Wow, your life shit. I feel so sorry for you! You had to clean tiles for no pay! OMFG!!!!!!!!! The horror!!!!!
shewasalmost18 0
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Leaveittosteven 0
Pearls are off-white, not white
prettykitty123 0
Sorry I have to much self respect to clean where someone *****. Its not arrogant I just have pride and standards.
prettykitty123 0
Sorry I have to much self respect to clean where someone *****. Its not arrogant I just have pride and standards.
LysssNysss 1
That's arrogance. Just because of no self-respect you should clean a bathroom. She was being nice and making a few bucks. You're just saying, "Oh, I'm too good for cleaning other peoples bathroom." Arrogant bitch.
Tubasaurus 0
There's a funny youtube video about stuff like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Abirys 0
Lol FYL I bet they were white when he bought them.... You must be in missouri
LovingCFK 8
use bleach! or baking soda...
kpanchal 0
I would shit all over shit floot and paint a ******* picture of a dick to get back at him. Or I'd beat his shit in. Whatever works for you.
SeaGhile 0
This is exploitation. Secede from this greedy **** immediately.