Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML
Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture, and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
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SeventhFonons 0
Wow, he's a prick
peter_man 0
lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.
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Comments (94)
fxdxhk90 0
Feel free to throw eggs and toilet paper at his house. Seriously, he deserves it.
russianredgirl 0
should have painted them
TheSafetyDance 0
**** his shit up!
6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0
YDI for being a gold digging moron. Don't expect money handed out to you.
emzmcgee 0
lol troll much? idiot
grimmelok 0
YAWN.
maria12_fml 0
This kinda reminds me of family guy when chris's neighbour hewbert(I think) trys to rape him. The only dif is that you're a girl!! Anyway that's a bummer, be more observant next time...
emzmcgee 0
Yes, clearly the only difference...what??
sacredpoppy 0
Yeah, those were my exact thoughts #37.
divineinstrument 2
Yes, elderly paedophile tries to rape young boy And elderly person refused to pay young girl for cleaning his bathroom They practically the same situation!
maria12_fml 0
Becauuuse, her creepy old man neighbour is just another hewbert... DUUH. Jeez, America has some stupid ones.
sacredpoppy 0
America has some stupid ones? Sounds like wherever you're from is full of village idiots. Your comparison to the Family Guy episode didn't make sense. Perhaps next time you could either a) Explain yourself better, b) Compare two things that are actually similar, or c) Refrain from being a complete moron. Let's look at the facts, shall we? OP bitches about having to clean a bathroom and then doesn't get paid for it. You say "this kinda reminds me of that Family Guy episode when Hewbert tries to rape that kid." And then proceed to claim that the only difference is the kid is a guy. Clearly, you need to brush up on your English skills. I missed the part where the OP said the guy tried to rape her. Try not to be a complete moron next time. DUHHHHHH.
maria12_fml 0
I gotta feeling that tonights gonna be a good that tonights gonna be a good night that tonights gonna be a good good night...HAHA I like that song
towell777 0
that song sucks
ithedarkknight 0
Are you serious lol... he didnt pay you... i didnt vote YDI but YDI for being so weak... stand up for yourself if you did the work you should get paid for it... lol if my girl told me that what am i saying my girlfriend would never be cleaning no ones bathroom before that il do it... no offense but i kinda feel sorry for you know i know you most of really needed the money for it to come that... you having to clean your neighbors floor... sheesh lmao now i feel like it is a fml
sacredpoppy 0
Feeling a little incoherent tonight? Maybe your next post will be something people who speak English will understand. Good luck! (Punctuation is your friend)
ithedarkknight 0
Unfortunately I dont go around reading peoples comments to grammar check them. Last time i checked this was a website to talk about peoples problems not a website to be graded on. Get a life and stop dick riding other peoples comments bitch...
dellie182 0
who gives a ****?