freedomofmusic
United States
Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML
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Mirorbo 27
Remember darlings: Not everyone can take a joke, especially if they have insecurities about their appearance.
RebelYell14 4
I don't see why you girls put up (or put out) for guys like that who keep your self-esteem checked. if you think it's funny, then it's Moran XML and if he's hurting your feelings then your relationship isn't very good with him.
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Comments (110)
beren456 1
so?
ncvolley123 8
that sux. but lay off the doughnuts!!!
BenD0VER 0
YDI. Don't come to FML expecting sympathy for being fat. If you're not fat, then YDI for having no sense of humor.
OrginalOwen 0
at least you have a boyfriend, fatty.
bh0p 0
Take a damn joke
fakeaccountX 6
You should go to Dick's Sporting Goods and say "Yay! It's your store!"
IrishWildMan 3
God bless the Irish!!
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Haha I lol'd at this. Your bf is awesome, but YDI.
labratory5 0
lol that's ******* funny I might have to do that sometime
iluvhobos 5
I think that's cutee ^-^ I thought a lot of couples said things like that to be cute, though? duh.
ILoveSomeFun 0
nice cleavage ^
KikiThePug 0
Hehe. This made my day.
KikiThePug 0
First of all it was a spelling error. Anyway, before my comment was changed, I commented onto this: Made my* but that didn't get posted. You're lucky that I like your comments. :/
KikiThePug 0
Woah, what was I thinking? My comment wasn't changed... :/
jiraytio 0
I don't see the fml in this. He has a sense of humor.
GiggidyPants 0
ya no shit man, fool just get over it
markli 2
YDI for being a fatty
BenD0VER 0
Indeed. Don't come to FML expecting sympathy for being fat.
kadajilbi 0
lol i know right?
BluPenguin 3
YDI, for being fat /and/ pretending you're not.
xLil_Mx 0
Dude it's a joke calm down.
drawing_a_blank 0
Diet time!
giantsfan2010 23
It's not like you didn't already know, come on.
Mirorbo 27
Remember darlings: Not everyone can take a joke, especially if they have insecurities about their appearance.
MaCOOLiT 5
nom nom nom! get in my belly! FAIL!