Emil
United States
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Taichung, Taiwan
Caught in 404p
Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML
greatstartto2010
United Kingdom
Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML
Timmy
France
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
BrokeAndHungry
Ann Arbor, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Nekro_Kat
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I bet you're wondering how I ended up here
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Thatguynoonelikes
Mansfield, United States
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
ElemTeacher
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
anonynomi
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
FUCK A FUCKING DUCK
Nassau, Bahamas
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
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NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
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Comments (249)
SkardeyKat 3
Are we supposed to pity your failed attempt at thievery? I hope your parents went old school on your ass.
sheethapins 13
Cut his phucking hand off! Gotta love kicking it old school.
witchdoctor1 9
Belts n wooden spoons are how old days. Nowadays people see parent discipline as child abuse. Slapping their faces n making black eyes? Abuse. smacking their ass raw to teach them they did something wrong? So deserved in this case
kiraleann 16
I hope you weren't expecting any sympathy posting this because you're shit out of luck.
upyourzlolz 11
Just because it was GTA does not mean you can steal it.
LandeisJ 11
What about System of a Down's "Steal This Album?" I've always wondered about that.
Ergayles 9
Ever thought about asking your parents to buy the game for you?
FreakingFYou 13
Maybe they wouldn't and op was such a cheap ass that he decided to steal. Or he's just under 17 and his parents think he can just wait a couple more months.
lex1459 38
You deserved it for stealing!!
xxtb0 0
get a job. then you can actually pay for your own games.
NCR 0
Fyl Bring on the trolls
gracebbroo 5
Bumder.
vitaldisplay 0
Hahahaha i hope you go to jail.
FarSide 23
I hope they put your damn punk ass in jail. It's bastards like you who drive up the cost of items for those of us who are honest.