Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML
Today, I was taking the SAT and feeling really confident in my answers. When we were close to finishing, some idiot pulled the fire alarm. All of us have to retake it. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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arcturusvi 0
Why would you ever, ever turn your phone on when still in the room? You deserve that twice.
stephfml 0
you deserve that sooo much...they repeat over and over again DO NOT TURN YOUR PHONE ON UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE BUILDING, is it that hard to be away from your cell phone for two seconds in order to take one of the most important tests of your academic life??
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arcturusvi 0
Why would you ever, ever turn your phone on when still in the room? You deserve that twice.
gunnar7240 0
Wow you are so smart. Why would you do that? It is your own fault man up.
rajjyboi 0
exactly!
honeydoodles 0
No, s/he does not deserve it! That's terrible!
Amphysvena 11
yes, he did, because you aren't supposed to turn your phone on.
raebeglan 7
he knew the rules and he chose to break them. he deserved it! carma baby:)
1221jamw 11
I think you mean "karma"
amandajlucas2015 2
How can s/he not deserve it the rules are clearly stated along with the consequences.. They most definitely deserved it.. Nothing makes me madder than people who think that they can do as they please and everyone is just supposed to be ok with it
stephfml 0
you deserve that sooo much...they repeat over and over again DO NOT TURN YOUR PHONE ON UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE BUILDING, is it that hard to be away from your cell phone for two seconds in order to take one of the most important tests of your academic life??
trevorus 0
They are really serious about that stuff! They tel you not to use it, and they mean it. Better luck next time, and LEAVE THE CELL OFF...
lolwut_fail 0
Never joke around with the SATs. The moderator gave me a warning because I started choking during my SATs and had to take a drink of water. Apparently my moderator believed that my water bottle was providing the answers to my test.
rttr 18
Lol what
kamikrazy 6
Alphabet soup in a bottle. Good idea.
shay_serendipity 29
I've actually seen that happen before. People would write the answers lightly on the inside of the water bottle label to cheat. They'd just leave the bottle at their feet and quickly glance at the answers or they'd "take a drink of water" to peek and cheat. Though they didn't do this during the SATs, just for class tests and quizzes. Well, at least I'm hoping they didn't do it during the SATs too
AliGInTheHouse 24
In my exams, you have to have no label on any water bottle you bring in, so that can't happen with me.
PDSot 21
my friend writes answers in her tattoo on her arm and it works well
Myrra_fml 0
Definitely deserved it. You're not even supposed to bring your phone to the test.
No_Effing_Way 0
That's kinda harsh. I can see where the moderator was coming from, but at the same time- you pay to take that stupid test. Better luck next time tho. And remember- don't turn your phone on too early.
AK 2
Can't you even wait till they finish collecting your goddamn test?
brodizzle 0
FYL because the SATs are a big joke.
mogan_fml 0
you should have just told him it was your girl-on-the-go pocket ***** and dared him to prove you wrong. but, i must agree. you defiantly deserved that. rules are rules, fool. and why would you risk it, anyways?
raebeglan 7
it's a guy... hahahaha that would make it funnier :)