Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
hylianprincess
United States
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Anonymous
Singapore, Singapore
Don't worry, we don't snitch here!
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
nofriends
United States
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ratted
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Anonymous
Lonely boy hiding behind the front door
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Top comments
poper123 0
exact same thing happened to me. i feel for you, friendless buddy
katherinebby17 28
damn thats really sad
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poper123 0
exact same thing happened to me. i feel for you, friendless buddy
nnnihad 6
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katherinebby17 28
damn thats really sad
nnnihad 6
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justdancebbyx3 7
Make some friends. It isn't hard--trust me. I used to be one of the shyest people EVER but when I went into 7th grade I came out of my shell and never went back in. You just have to have confidence in yourself and not be afraid to talk to people. :) Go up to people and say hi. Introduce yourself. If you see someone sitting alone--speak to them. You never know, you could become friends. It happened to me so it could happen to you!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Some of us don't want friends, though. There is such a thing as being friendless just because the friend options around are not so good. No one HAS to have friends, if they don't want to.
muahzzbaybee 0
maybe he has communication problems ? (no offence) but sometimes even just saying hi can be hard
Prawn_fml 2
Dude, just cause you're naturally extrovert, funny, or whatever does not mean your experience is the rule in nature. Trust me, it's bloody hard to make friends, no matter how much you want it.
capthavoc123 0
No it isn't hard to make friends. You just talk to people. Jesus, I didn't even try to make friends and I'm the shyest person I know. You just chat with people who sit near you in class and before you know it you have a good ten close friends.
Kukironosuke 16
shy people dont chat with people who sit next to them, they stare at their desk or pay full attention to the teacher and dont say a word
IAmBridgette 0
I agree, I hate people, so it would be impossible for me to make friends.
Quadlight 8
i know how you feel about people i also have problems with them i only have one friend luckly i met him when i was 4 i am friends with him for 12 years but still when i am in school when we have a break i stay in my class room listening to music waiting till the time is up :(
patts_ 23
I'm sorry. I'd love to be your friend though. We can bond over music. :)
No_Heart 0
I hate when my mum tells i'm a loser, also how do you not have any friends, is there something wrong with you.
No_Heart 0
That's the best idea ever, his mother will be so crushed by how much this makes sense that she will instantly kill herself.
Emchilo 0
I'm with my friends alot but my parents still call me a loser:(
RitzyHoke 0
FYL for having an insensitive mom.
Icutu7 0
hagahahahagagagagagagahahahahahagahahagagahahahahah you faaaaaaaaaail! you EPICLY FAIL at life go cut yourself in a corner
waterynuggets 0
^Tool alert.
No_Heart 0
^Tool Alert Alert
No_Heart 0
No heart is really my name, have you ever seen care bears? I was the one in the cloak.
Lachiew 11
Insensitive prick.
jipgroove 0
Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so.
destruct068 7
I dreamt I was a 6'10" NBA player, but that will never happen
nokillnobeepbeep 0
The truth hurts. ::pat back::