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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

thizzler 2

That lady needs to mind her own damn business. A 4 month old doesn't need to walk everywhere.

Sherry_Berry_92 6

Some people are so nosey! You're a stranger to them, they shouldn't care. Maybe they didn't get enough hugs as children.....

babycloudsmama 1

That's a win my dear.

tonyfan00 38

They had it coming lol

sadiemarie1 13

kudos to that lil bad ass

ccourt2006 1

I say it's awesome, maybe a little embarrassing, but they deserved it by butting into your life

scarecroe 2

That's awesome!!!

asherlynnlili 8

My boyfriend said that was a win. Your son sounds adorable.

shelglo 5

your son is awesome! **** that old couple & their snarky comments. they promptly deserve the vomit spray they got. this is not an FML, it's a my life is awesome! moment.

gennyv 29

This is perfect, they deserved it