Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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WMFG16 14
I've never seen a four month old walking around. So the mother did everything right.
magikarpsmurfs 19
That kid is going places.
hms12407 4
If my kid isn't like your kid I may cry
Kirikoe 8
The kids a legend
miss_trouble27 4
Wow some people really don't know how to mind their own business. As for you OP, your kid is awesome!
devention 6
can't vote. There needs to be a "owned" button for stories like this one. **** those nosy old bastards.
cmdrtrekk 9
Neither button applies. Your son wins the day! Congrats!
MrSweeps 5
I come from a family of 11 children, I know a thing or two about babies, and a thing or two about assholes since I use the internet. I would have turned around and told them, that one, it's none of your damn business how I raise my child, two, as you can clearly see he's not in control of his faculties, do you know why? He's 4 months old and can't even crawl yet let alone walk. And three, just, **** off. I don't care what you think about raising children, your parents obviously did a shitty job since the result of their work is that you go around criticizing people in check out lines for no damn reason. So no, go **** yourself sir and madam, your opinion is worthless.
mattbaker 17
She deserved it
mrrossh 3
Now I want my own 'Point-and-puke' baby for people who talk smack. The ultimate biological weapon! I would also teach it to flip the bird afterwards.